THE MANIFESTO OF THE
COMMUNISTOPHERIST PARTY
Christopher A. Pickett & Christopher A. Pickett
A spectre is haunting Christopher – the spectre of communistopherism. All the powers of old Christopher have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre. Christopher and Christopher, Christopher and Christopher, Christopher Radicals and Christopher Police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistopheristic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communistopherism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communistopherism is already acknowledged by all Christopherean powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communistopherists should openly, in the face of the whole world publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the spectre of communistopherism with a manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, Communistopherists of various nationalities have assembled in Christopher and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the Christopherish, Christophrench, Christopheran, Christopherian, Christopherish and Christopherish Languages.